I am Helga von Schtup and mein english is nicht so gut.
I met der grau bird in Vienna. She told we she vas singel rich Americanisch and vould I like to make some voopie mit her in the wineyards.
Now is she left and I got nothink from telefon, no email, nuthink. Chust grape stains on mein lederhosen.
Sie ist a playafrau. She use me and throw me away like ein alte klennix tizzu.
Sie ist a bad, naughty voman.
Never do an austrian woman wrong. Ve haf vays of getting efen.
Please to ignore the karen zipdrive name, she is but a pawn in mein game of refenge.
Bwahahaha!!!<br><br>Now I *know* you’re weird at 4:30 in the morning, Ms. Zippity-do-Drive!
I know nothing.
just the german equivalent of ebonics…
We’re all weird at 4:30 in the morning, chari. <br><br>I would have thought Grey Bird would have thrown away the key after her return….
I know nothing of Gerbonics.<br>
:]<br><br>So when are we gonna get a full vacation report, greybird? Oh, you’re probably working on it all weekend. Ok, you can go back to work.
Ha! "Playafrau" Ha! That’s good. I gotta remember that one!
wouldn’t that be uberplayafrau?
Ja wohl, baby.
bird… where the hell are YOU??!!!
I’ve been busy trying to explain "Helga" to the wife!
Ha! 🙂
lol!!!!!!! <br><br>I love accented comedy…