Itinerary [revised] *hic*
Drink in airport in NJ. Fall down.
Board plane to Ireland. Fall down.
Drink on plane. Fall down.
Drink more on plane. Fall down.
Land in Ireland. Fall down.
Drink in airport in Ireland. Fall down.
Find pub in Dublin. Drink. Fall down.
Wake up. Forget where I am. Fall down.
good times, good times.
How’s the vacation going?
Hey Bird — you back yet? Or did they screw up your flight home as well? 😉
You forgot "wreck rental car/fall down."