So, I’m talking to our network administrator about why I can’t be at her policy development meeting on Wednesday morning. (Another, more important meeting is taking precedence.) I’ve already given her my written comments on the draft.
“After all, I can’t be in two places at once” I tell her.
“I can” she says, “I can be here and in deep-shit at the same time!”
Heh. Ain’t it the truth?