A Story from Mel
- Posted by greybird on October 10th, 2003 filed in Blogger Import
A Fairy Tale for Girls
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself “I don’t f*cking think so.”
October 12th, 2003 at 9:54 pm
LOL. I’ve seen this a few times, but it cracks me up every time.
October 13th, 2003 at 11:41 pm
me too
October 14th, 2003 at 12:34 pm
Ha! That’s the first time I’ve heard that…I *love* it! :::grins:::