Tomorrow is my sweetheart’s birthday. She will need a spanking. On Saturday, I’m having a party for her… The invitation to her friends read, in part:
Mel has been talking for months about doing a ‘crab boil’ so that’s what we’re gonna do. Thus far, the menu includes snow crab clusters (legs), corn on the cob and boiled potatoes. Oh, and mass quantities of melted butter! Food Network depicts ‘crab boil’ being served on newspaper covered tables sans plates… so make sure to wear something you can get sloppy in. 😉
Needless to say, this is an outdoor party.