A note to Grey Bird from Thilde the puppy
- Posted by Karen Zipdrive on August 23rd, 2002 filed in Blogger Import
Deer momie,
Eeeee! eeeee! eeeee! eeee! wear are you?
Other momie is bad. Hardly no treets and she is more nicer to that old white bich dog. Eeeeeee! eeee! eeee!
Okay then I am goin to pee everwere. Your mockasons? Pee. Your books? Pee. White dogs bed? Doodoo. Your computer? Cant reech it to pee but I will chew the cords.
also I am barking at stupid bird. alot.
You bedder git home momie, Thilde is unhapy. 
August 23rd, 2002 at 10:49 pm
I thot this was suposed to get me coments.
August 23rd, 2002 at 11:06 pm
Dear Diary: Do not under any circumstances give your password to a guest blogger.
August 24th, 2002 at 12:35 am
I had a momemt of panic before i remembered that we have a guest-blogger here. She’ll be here all week! Try the veal!
August 24th, 2002 at 12:36 am
I meant a moment.
August 24th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Deer emper morton,<br>I pee on your shiny hat. Eeeee! eeee! eee! I will bite you your a bad man.
August 25th, 2002 at 2:46 am
Do you think we fear the idle threats of a DOG in this household? You come on over and I will personally see to it that your owner doesn’t need to take you down to the vet to be fixed. EmperorNorton has a very soft belly and he gives good scratch. You’re just jealous!
August 25th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
Can I take the luggage instead of the veal?
August 26th, 2002 at 10:33 am
Eeee! eeee! eeeee??? what the hell is that?!
August 26th, 2002 at 8:06 pm
Eeeee eeee eeeee is the sound Thilde makes in the background when you’re on the phone with Gray Bird. Seriously.
August 27th, 2002 at 10:39 am
a 650 pound dog says, "Eeee!"?
August 27th, 2002 at 1:17 pm
She’s only 5 pounds. It’s Thilde, the baby, you goof.