Yep. If I were outside I would be melting. It’s 91 degrees and 10000% humidity today. We never got the air conditioners installed last night. My brother called and canceled, saying he was too busy stop over. He was originally supposed to come about 9pm. His girlfriend called me about 10:30pm asking if I’d seen him. While I was on the phone with her, he strolled in. Turned out he was at a bar. Uhhhh, thanks, bro.
Check out this article: Equal Pay for Equal Death. Personally, I think they should do the actuarial tables in reverse and give the most money to the families of the lowest earners. Do the rich really need the money? As the article points out, they’re going to bitch no matter what. Hmmm… now that I think about it, perhaps the criteria should be to give the most to whoever bitches the least.
Mel and I are off to eat fabulous Thai food and see a movie with my mom. In case I don’t get back to the computer later or tomorrow, I hope everyone has a safe and fun 4th of July. Tip: Don’t allow anyone to light a firecracker that you are holding between your cheeks.
One last thing: I am only -24% likely to commit murder.