Put the wrong shoes on to take out the puppy. The ones with no tread that are really slippery when the ground is wet. There was snow on the ground. I was walking around behind the puppy. She stopped to pee, I took a step towards her and my feet went out from under me. I went down hard. Fell on my left wrist and backside pretty hard. Nearly fell on the puppy. That would’ve pancaked her for sure! I could just hear it too… “uh, honey? I squashed the puppy.” It happened two hours ago and I’m still aching. Clumsy oaf.