Useful German Phrases

Haben Sie einen gr�sseren Zerhacker f�r Miete? Do you have a bigger vibrator for rent? Dieses leiderhosen bilden meinen Kolbenblick breit? Does this leiderhosen make my butt look wide? Mein knackwurst l�uft aus. My knackwurst is leaking. Hey Heidi- �berhaupt getan ihm mit einer amerikanischen Millionairefrau? Hey Heidi- ever done it with an American millionaire… Continue reading Useful German Phrases

So I get on the phone…

And I say, “I am the Grey Bird and my beak is fixin’ to peck you in the eye for selling me this piece of crap camera.” “You didn’t think I noticed the “Taco Bell Summer Fun” cardboard casing the camera was housed in?” Honestly, when I pay $14.99 for a digital camera, I expect… Continue reading So I get on the phone…