A friend got me a subscription to The Advocate for Christmas last year. It’s an okay magazine, I guess. I’ve seen very few lesbian magazines and I’m not even sure the few I’ve seen would qualify as ‘news’ magazines. My girlfriend jokingly makes fun of the fact that I get a men’s magazine. She’ll say… Continue reading Guessing Games
Author: lazydog
The truth is…
I miss my “wife.” My girlfriend has been in school full-time this semester and has been super busy. She hasn’t had time to do all the things she normally does and it’s been driving her nuts. See, in real life my girl – with the tough attitude and slightly butch exterior – is a domestic… Continue reading The truth is…
Tell her I said “Hello”
My long-time friend and contractor, Rob, has been doing some work at my rental property this week. The tenant in the upper unit moved out, leaving the place nasty, so I decided to take the easy way out and pay Rob to fix it up for me. Rob’s been going to the local hardware store… Continue reading Tell her I said “Hello”
Mysterious
How do knives disappear? The knifeblock in my kitchen is missing 3 knives, well really 4, but my girlfriend admitted to breaking one. The other three are just gone and I have no idea how or where. I’ve checked all the lunch cooler bags and rummaged around in the utensil drawer but didn’t get stabbed.… Continue reading Mysterious
Mailroom Supervisor
I was once a mailroom supervisor, a job I remember fondly. For the record, I hate junk mail. I think it’s a waste – a waste of money, resources, my time, and trees. Anyway, I worked for a company that processed mail orders for software upgrades for over 60 software manufacturers. Many of the customers… Continue reading Mailroom Supervisor