A message from Helga
- Posted by Karen Zipdrive on September 13th, 2002 filed in Blogger Import
I am Helga von Schtup and mein english is nicht so gut.
I met der grau bird in Vienna. She told we she vas singel rich Americanisch and vould I like to make some voopie mit her in the wineyards.
Now is she left and I got nothink from telefon, no email, nuthink. Chust grape stains on mein lederhosen.
Sie ist a playafrau. She use me and throw me away like ein alte klennix tizzu.
Sie ist a bad, naughty voman.
Never do an austrian woman wrong. Ve haf vays of getting efen.
Please to ignore the karen zipdrive name, she is but a pawn in mein game of refenge.
September 13th, 2002 at 10:22 am
Bwahahaha!!!<br><br>Now I *know* you’re weird at 4:30 in the morning, Ms. Zippity-do-Drive!
September 13th, 2002 at 11:44 am
I know nothing.
September 13th, 2002 at 1:57 pm
just the german equivalent of ebonics…
September 13th, 2002 at 2:50 pm
We’re all weird at 4:30 in the morning, chari. <br><br>I would have thought Grey Bird would have thrown away the key after her return….
September 13th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
I know nothing of Gerbonics.<br>
September 14th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
:]<br><br>So when are we gonna get a full vacation report, greybird? Oh, you’re probably working on it all weekend. Ok, you can go back to work.
September 15th, 2002 at 5:08 am
Ha! "Playafrau" Ha! That’s good. I gotta remember that one!
September 15th, 2002 at 6:09 pm
wouldn’t that be uberplayafrau?
September 16th, 2002 at 10:16 am
Ja wohl, baby.
September 17th, 2002 at 10:58 am
bird… where the hell are YOU??!!!
September 17th, 2002 at 11:28 am
I’ve been busy trying to explain "Helga" to the wife!
September 17th, 2002 at 2:43 pm
Ha!
September 19th, 2002 at 9:32 am
lol!!!!!!! <br><br>I love accented comedy…