Useful German Phrases
- Posted by Karen Zipdrive on August 20th, 2002 filed in Blogger Import
Haben Sie einen gr�sseren Zerhacker f�r Miete?
Do you have a bigger vibrator for rent?
Dieses leiderhosen bilden meinen Kolbenblick breit?
Does this leiderhosen make my butt look wide?
Mein knackwurst l�uft aus.
My knackwurst is leaking.
Hey Heidi- �berhaupt getan ihm mit einer amerikanischen Millionairefrau?
Hey Heidi- ever done it with an American millionaire woman?
Erhalten Sie weg, ich sind homosexuell, Sie grosser nazi bastard.
Get away, I’m gay, you big nazi bastard.
August 21st, 2002 at 8:27 am
millionaire?!<br><br>and honestly, i can’t think of anyone who looks attractive in leiderhosen… it’s a nookie-killer.
August 21st, 2002 at 11:34 am
mmmmm, you and I look a lot alike…don’t we?
August 21st, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Whaaat, chari? I wore Lederhosen when I met my girl for the first time (special occasion) and she loved them!
August 22nd, 2002 at 2:47 pm
"Das ist nicht der Bahnhof. Das ist das Rathaus."<br><br>That is not the train station. That is the city hall. (Gee, I wondered why there weren’t any train tracks leading up to it!)<br><br>When I was in the Army in Augsburg, that’s one of the phrases they taught in the local language indoctrination program, which I got to skip because I’d taken German in high school and already knew enough to pass the test.<br><br>And Karen, it wouldn’t be "Ich sind," it would be "Ich bin." "Sind" is used with Sie: "Sie sind homosexuell."<br><br>Es tut mir leid…
August 23rd, 2002 at 3:09 am
"And Karen, it wouldn’t be "Ich sind," it would be "Ich bin." "Sind" is used with Sie: "Sie sind homosexuell."<br><br>Sie sind, mein groß weiss ass.<br>I learned German from the Babblefish Academy, Alta Vista campus.<br>Expect a mess o’ slop shot German, Herr Barcodi.<br>Frau Heidi Zipdrive