Itinerary [revised] *hic* Drink in airport in NJ. Fall down. Board plane to Ireland. Fall down. Drink on plane. Fall down. Drink more on plane. Fall down. Land in Ireland. Fall down. Drink in airport in Ireland. Fall down. Find pub in Dublin. Drink. Fall down. Wake up. Forget where I am. Fall down.
Now that Bird is on vacation, Karen and I get to play. Last time we were able to do this was when Bird went to Germany. Much fun was had at her expense that time. I’m surprised we can still get access! Hopefully, we’ll be able to get some photos to post of her vacation […]
I think I’ll start using my Irish name, “Karen” for the duration of this trip. My girlfriend and I had a small spat while we were packing. I wanted to take the strap-on in my carry-on luggage but she was afraid the bag would get jostled and the vibrator inside the toy would turn on […]