Bird In Paradise

Itinerary [revised] *hic* Drink in airport in NJ. Fall down. Board plane to Ireland. Fall down. Drink on plane. Fall down. Drink more on plane. Fall down. Land in Ireland. Fall down. Drink in airport in Ireland. Fall down. Find pub in Dublin. Drink. Fall down. Wake up. Forget where I am. Fall down.

My Irish Name

I think I’ll start using my Irish name, “Karen” for the duration of this trip. My girlfriend and I had a small spat while we were packing. I wanted to take the strap-on in my carry-on luggage but she was afraid the bag would get jostled and the vibrator inside the toy would turn on… Continue reading My Irish Name